I just can’t stop laughing while I think about how small your little dick is. I haven’t laughed this hard in quite a long time. I want you to make me roll on the ground laughing by measuring your shrimp dock and telling me how little it is. Just call me and let’s have some small penis humiliation phone sex. I need a good laugh right now and your little ant sized cock will certainly lighten up my mood.
 
You’ll have my name Natalie in the contact section in your phone. You’re going to need so much more than just one small penis humiliation phone sex call with me. I never get tired of hearing just how small of a cock you have. It surprises me to no end to discover just how small that piece of meat is that’s dangling in between the legs of some men. I don’t even feel comfortable calling those people men. A real man should have more penis than that.
 
I may want you to send me a picture of that hilariously little thing that you call a penis. Who knows, I may give my friends a good laugh while we’re having small penis humiliation phone sex and let them listen in. I may even show it to my  boyfriend who could use a good laugh. I wouldn’t be surprised if your penis is the smallest one I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Surprise me with your tenie weenie micro dick. 
 
Let’s cut to the chase and be absolutely up front and totally honest. I would never ever even consider having sex with someone who has a small penis such as your self. You’re only here to amuse me. I won’t become aroused while you talk to me about your disgustingly small manhood. I’ll only laugh and make sure you know just how disappointed I am with your package. Call me Natalie for small penis humiliation phone sex at 888-822-6618.